Might explain why Chris can't get a date.

Posts Tagged: Thor

How do I play SWTOR? Well, while watching Rifftrax / Mystery Science Theater 3000 on my side monitor!

How do I play SWTOR? Well, while watching Rifftrax / Mystery Science Theater 3000 on my side monitor!

In Mighty Thor #16, Thor and, increasingly, all of Asgard are getting pulled into a collective nightmare by creatures called Mares. So, while Thor was fighting his daddy issues in the form of a giant Odin last issue, some trolls and other… things (I forget, okay?) banded together to give him some backup by making one kid from Broxton’s idea become reality… only the kid was less focused on a champion and made Thor into what would happen if Nathan Explosion was a Norse god.

Blacker than the blackest black, times infinity!

Thor: Stand aside, boy… or I will call the storm and tear open the sky.
Cyclops: You’re threatening me with weather?

Thor: Stand aside, boy… or I will call the storm and tear open the sky.

Cyclops: You’re threatening me with weather?